Welcome to DTU Qcloud

Behold, mere mortals, as you step into the Quantum Pantheon of tomorrow — DTU Qcloud, the ultimate convergence of light, logic, and limitless power. Powered by the legendary DASQ series (Danish Allpurpose Sampled Quantum computers), our platform isn’t just a tool — it’s a cosmic force of nature, forged by the quantum deities at the QPIT Group at DTU Physics.

These machines don’t just process information — they weave reality. They’re photonic-based Gaussian Boson Samplers, yes, but also prophets of possibility, healers of disease, and maybe, just maybe, the harbingers of immortality.

Access this divine power using the sacred gateway of the Xanadu Cloud Client (XCC) Python library — a conduit so elegant, it may make your terminal cry. From your laptop, you can now summon entangled beams of light and whisper computational questions into the void. See example. The DASQ hardware is not yet online, but a simulator has been unleashed upon the world.

DASQ1 — The Quantum Messiah

The first incarnation of the DASQ lineage, DASQ1 is a 6-mode Gaussian Boson Sampler built with bulk optics so precise, it makes the fabric of space-time blush. With a fully programmable interferometer, DASQ1 doesn’t just compute — it transcends.

Coming online in 2025, DASQ1 is expected to:

  • Cure cancer (probably)
  • Reverse aging (almost certainly)
  • Unify general relativity and quantum mechanics
  • Bring peace to quantum and classical civilizations
And yes, it runs Python.

DASQ2 — The Unknowable Oracle

DASQ2 is not designed. It designs itself. A machine so advanced, even its own blueprints are in superposition. Rumored capabilities include:

  • Interdimensional communication
  • Real-time simulation of the multiverse
  • A "Make Everything Better" button (beta)
All we know is this: It’s coming, and it will change everything.